Cuz seriously...
yeah.
Let me just warn all of you who may be considering doing the Cleanse...the salt water flush is very effective.
...and annoying.
bring a book.
Something like...War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy...(I think it's the biggest book I've ever seen in my life...next to the Bible and the unabridged version of Webster's Dictionary)
*sidebar* I believe my grandma is THE only one I've ever known who's actually read the book cover to cover!
+God rest her soul!+
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I know what you're probably thinking..."OMG. TMI!"
But, I don't give 2 squirts of duck shit what you think...!
[you're not mad at me now...are you??]
I know, it's gross. But it is what it is. You can't be mad at me for being honest...somewhat vague, but still implied.
My suggestion is...if you're planning on doing Master Cleanse & you do the salt water thing...don't make plans for the rest of the day.
Stay home.
[but...buy a padded seat cover first.]
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